Greetings, strange person I do not know…
Welcome to the Coolest Family on the Block. We make lame look cool. We make cool look awesome. We make everything fun. Except this page, which so far seems to be rather dull. Oh well, you can’t win them all.
Do you like reading the nonsensical ramblings of a stranger? Then you came to the right place! You have just discovered a brand spanking new itty bitty newborn baby blog…lucky you! You win, well, absolutely nothing. Except bragging rights. That’s right, chat it up at your next mom’s group meeting about how you found this weird little blog by a crazy lady on the internet. They’ll all be sooo jealous that they didn’t find it first 😉
(But seriously, though, you should totally tell them because I could use more readers!)
I’m new to blogging and using WordPress = I don’t know what I’m doing. I want to be able to boss my blog around and have it submit to my every desire so that I can conquer the blogosphere with mediocre posts about my dull life and ultimately rule the world, but right now I just kinda nod at it and say,”Hey, how ya doing?” (P.S. I heart run-on sentences) So, I apologize if you stop by and you hear crickets and see tumbleweeds going by. At that very moment I am likely behind the scenes banging my head off of my keyboard trying to get my posts to act right. But I promise I’ll be back. Coolness, awesomeness, and hilarity will ensue. You don’t want to miss it. There will be much laughter…it will all be my laughter, but still…
Even though this blog is still new I figured I should set up a Facebook page to prepare for the massive amounts of subscribers that I’m going to acquire any minute now begging me, “Please go on to Facebook, Cool Mama, so that I can follow you every minute in stalker-ish fashion and never miss a moment of your riveting and entertaining bloggy ways!” Well, for you, pretend random stalker-follower from the future, I will do anything. So head on over to Facebook and “like” me. Go ahead, try it. I’m very likeable…all you need to do is click that button in the side bar to the
right left (or any of the cleverly hidden links embedded on this page, which I’m certain you didn’t notice at all. Because they are very mysterious. And secret. And not at all noticeable.).
So, that’s it. Visit often. Comment even often-er (I know that’s not a real word, put your red pen away!). Subscribe. Like me. Follow me. Friend me. And comment all over the place. Or not. I’m not desperate or lonely at all. Ahem.
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